Day 69 - Half The World Away - Oasis

Shed News - back on its feet again thanks to me and the Gaffer bursting a gut.

5- 0 to the Teddy Bears - Broxi's is back in business - Lorna you'll need to dig out your ned jewelry again to celebrate.2-1 to the CFC - struggled to break the Cousins of William down for about 60 minutes then scraped a couple of late goals - (captain) Elvis looks the part in the hoops though.Noticed that a NSW town had a 2 day Elvis convention over the weekend (6,000 punters) - just incase you bumped into them and you thought you were seeing things with the drink.

Pyjama Watch - Agnes has asked me to dress in my PJ's the next time I visit so that the family don't feel overdressed.All's well in Sidlaw Towers.Deb's man popped in with what looked like a bit of a nosebag for her.Somebody will need to have a word with the young boy - seems to keen.Yer auntie says hello too.

The Scottish parliament continues to take the piss.Their big new initiative is a press campaign on telling you how to wash your hands - it consists of diagrams as well for the numpties that can't read.Seems like £2.5 million well spent if you ask me - like feck.The UK government has announced that it's going to jail you if you overfeed your dog (11 stone Labrador last week caused the kerfuffle).I say let them keep feeding the dogs - its not doing me any harm - and the poor things will burst eventually - no probs.

Wee for a WII - I end with the sad story that I read in The Register.A Californian Radio station had a competition - Hold your WEE to win a WII.
The punters had to drink half a pint of water every 15 minutes and try to hold it all in.Incredibly this women competitor started to feel ill went home and died in her bed - of water intoxication ! Please don't try this at home kids - or the next time your wasted in the Gong.The article didn't say whether the dead women even won the WII for her orphan weans - funny old world.

I'm in Warrington Wednesday & Thursday and London Friday so my posting may be a bit sparser this week.

Take care all you guys - TBG