Day 66 - Polish Polis in Belfast & The Man with the Wooden Shoes.

Dunroamin Shed News - still on its back.
Old Section B boy in the Three in One last night - busted and stitched eyebrow - what's that about ? Caught the 6.00 am train to Middlesbrough with 3 minutes to spare - blasted the flyer along the M8 and then handbrake turn into Central Station - cool or what ?

See the London Zoo was doing its annual stocktake today (thought they went in two by two ?) - but the jackass penguins were playing up.See the Belfast polis are on the ball.Since the old RUC was viewed as a Proddy outfit,the RCs were giving them a wide berth at the Belfast Job Centre.However since the government says you need 50% tims in the NI Polis they have stated to sign up the Polish bhoys ( seems the are 100% solid tims & go to mass).

Strange,young,trendy,unshaven bloke (Joanne's type) on my train.What caught my eye was that he was wearing pointed wooden shoes.On closer inspection I was bale to establish that they were made out of that laminate flooring stuff - as per the mansions.If he got a suit,shirt & socks made out of the stuff he could lie down and disappear (apart from the beard).

Does Coby know about the Kobyi steaks.Funny that they named them after a C'Hall boy.An Indian boy on the train has been watching a Bollywood ADULT DVD - can't make it out though cause there's no subtitles.Said to the boy that you'd need to watch if you lumbered a Burka Bird - once the veil comes off she might be a minger with a beard - need to get some expert advice from Granto & Coby.

Sheilasville - WOW ! Thought Lorna's black dress was very classy - match the Cuban cigar and Buckie bottle.Surely the girl in the yellow frock must have been cold though - not that I noticed.Val's mum Maggie will be on her case though.

Laura Fir-Park says she's looking for an admin job in the Construction Industry.She says she's fed up with all the wimps in her office and is looking for some real hunks.Johno's off down the B+Q to get measured up for a new tool belt & hardhat.

The train's having to slow down because of the high winds - think it's blowing out the wood burning stove - so will get home Tuesday.

Going to 2 BT funerals so will be less chirpy after that.

More shed news once I catch up with the Gaffer.

Take Care - Love & a Hug - TBG