Day 3 – Raintown

I hear that the Monsoon has hit Singapore and A&L are holed up in the Hotel. It’s much the same here in Oban today – wet & windy. Ironic that NSW has had a drought for 5 years and were up to our arses in water – funny old world.

‘Pay up or we’ll send the eunuchs round: how city’s tax dodgers are being shamed’… great headline.’ The castrated men, hermaphrodites and trans-sexuals, caked in cheap make-up and wearing garish saris, are being paid to stand & sing outside the homes and shops of the tax dodgers in Patna, India.’ Don’t know if it would work in Govan.

Was wondering if aunty COT is still attending the tap and tennis classes. I have a vision of a cross between Martina Navratilova and Liza Minnelli and I’m not sure it’s a good look.

Still it’s Friday – off back to the Mansions for a bit of dusting over the weekend.

Take care, The Big Gun.